Utterly Mad

Mr. Super Communist Man takes the toilet paper, rope, all the MREs and water bottles, as well as the empty canteen, and sings the song below this while he waits for inevitable important stuff to happen.

YOU PACK UP YOUR FIRM-AS-BARK TOILET PAPER, ROBE MADE OF CAPITALIST PIG SINEW, AND DELECTABLE MRE'S WITH WATERBOTTLES. YOU DECIDE THAT A CANTEEN WOULD HELP AS WELL. AS YOU STUFF THESE THINGS IN YOUR BAG, A SONG TAKES OVER YOU. A MESSAGE FROM MARX VOCALIZING IN YOUR LARYNX? POSSIBLE.

Weapons
Weapon: 7.63×25mm Mauser C96 [12/12 Rounds] [Semi-Automatic] [Reload Type: Clip]
Melee/Tool: 1x Hunting Knife [Great for skinning] [Great for cutting]
Ammo: 1x Box of 7.63×25mm [24 bullets in one box]

Gear (You can only take 1x of something, so if you're taking multiple items of the same type, you'd have to fill up multiple slots)
Items:
1. BOOK
2. FLASHLIGHT
3. COMPASS
4. TOILET PAPER
5. ROPE
6. EMPTY CANTEEN
7. []
8. []
9. []
10. []

Food (Same as gear)

1. MRE
2. MRE
3. MRE
4. WATER BOTTLE
5. WATER BOTTLE
6. []
7. []
8. []
9. []
10. []

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Mr Super Communist Man wishes that the birds would share their secret of flight with him, for hoarding such a gift is CAPITALIST
He decides that birds must all be CAPITALIST PIG DOGS and he should exterminate them.

However discovering this American Power Station is of utmost importance as The Most Wonderful Yet Equal Russian Government has instructed him to do so. He consults his compass for the direction and sprints North, thoughts of slaughter smeared across his thoughts, almost foaming at the mouth.

BY THE POWER VESTED IN YOU, BIRDS WILL PAY FOR THEIR BETRAYAL. NO FORGIVENESS TO ALL MUTINY.
YOU TOUCH THE COMPASS, AND YOU SEE IT GLOW WITH COMMUNIST ACCURACY. NORTH. IT'S THAT WAY. NORTH, FROM WHAT YOUR COMPASS TELLS YOU IS NORTH. YES. PERFECT.

Mr. Super Communism CoMANnder follows his gut and grabs 2 MREs and 2 Bottles of Water in order not to pass out from exhaustion and hunger; then he follows his gut and sprints north.

AFTER GRABBING PETTY FOOD, GLORIOUS COMMUNIST BEGINS GLORIOUS JOURNEY TO DEFEAT THE CAPITALIST PIGS HIDING NEARBY. THE COMMUNIST BEGINS THEIR COMMUNIST HIKE TO THE AMERICAN STATION.

YOU RUN THROUGH THE WOODS FEELING CONFIDENT AND SAFE. THERE ARE NO WORRIES. YOU'RE REALLY FEELING IT RIGHT NOW.