Utterly Mad

Unknown:
You attempt to cut up the Moth man
(D6=1)
You missed, how the hell did you miss.
The mothman attempts to tackle you!
(D6=5)
It tackles you successfully, what do you do?

Ronald McDonald:
You head over to the motel, what do you loot first? The cars, you may find a working one! The first floor, clothing, snacks and VCR's! Second floor, second verse same as the first.