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Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« on: April 10, 2015, 11:08:35 am »
You all start at the roof of a rather modern Hotel. The roof is surrounded with a fence and barbed wire, this hotel must get a bunch a customers. Looks reeeal inviting. You hear clicking from behind the door, they bang at the door.

1 TURN UNTIL THE CLICKERS GO KOOL-AID MAN ON THE DOOR, Wow it must be made of cardboard.

ZOMBIE TYPE: CLICKERS.

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 12:55:11 pm »
Mantis Dickbut liberally applies bullets to the door and clickers behind it.

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 02:21:30 pm »
Jacket:
He readies the fire-axe for the on-coming Clickers.
+5 to d100 rolls

Mantis:
Your liberal bullets burst through the wooden door. You kill two clickers, one lunges for you
D100=80 D100=... 8
The Clicker pins you down.

Frank West:
You pop in from a door from nowhere
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 02:23:51 pm »
Mantis Dickbutt applies even more bullets to the clicker pinning him down, showing the wonders of high GDP. He'll say a witty liberal one-liner once it is dead.
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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 02:36:07 pm »
Frank swings the bat at the nearest clicker, aiming for the head.

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2015, 04:14:49 pm »
Solaire engages in jolly cooperation with his fellow men, and starts swinging.
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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2015, 04:45:51 pm »
Mantis:
The clicker dies when you shoot it. You get up.

Frank:
You swing the bat at the nearest clicker, it dies with a few nails sticking out of it, a clicker lunges for you
D100=13 D100=44
It grabs you, but you do a suplex and kill it.

Soliare:
PRAISE THE FUCKIN' SUN, you slash through the clickers. Some seem to be in Russian Mafia garb, you slash ones throat, you decapitate one, but you miss one and it grabs and attempts to bite through the armor

Jacket (Me!):
He buries the fire-axe in the nearest clickers head. but it looses the axe-head, he flips it over and uses it like a bat. He bashes ones brains in. He kicks and knocks one down and smashes it's brains into the concrete. Holy shit, I think it's dead Jacket.

The Clickers:
There are six of you left.


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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2015, 04:48:14 pm »
Frank takes a photo of Soliare and the zombie before going back to swinging his bat at clickers.

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2015, 04:52:34 pm »
I sun stab the bitch. Sides, I'm already a zombie, what can he do.
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2015, 05:11:42 pm »
"Looks like your life just got..."

*Puts on super-secret sunglasses*

"Aborted."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



Fueled by that super-witty one-liner, Mantis Dickbutt reloads and gives the clickers some advanced "healthcare" (He shoots the shit out of them.)

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2015, 08:37:40 pm »
Generic Soldier:
You appear from a door that came from nowhere.

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Mantis:
*Reloading noises*

*Bang*
One down
*Bang*
Two down
*Bang*
Miss.
One lunges for you,
[D100=46] [D100=50]
You dodge it.

Frank:
Humor!, +15 pp, the nearest clicker got a faceful 'a nails. He dead muthafucka he ded.

Solaire:
You stab the clicker in the face, it slumps down.

Jacket:
He bashes the nearest clicker's brainpan's in. He looks around for anymore, they're all dead.

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2015, 09:05:14 pm »
It seems you are not applying your attacks liberally enough, clicker. Farewell."

Bang the clicker hard and fast GROUND TACKLE THE SONOFABITCH AND SMASH HIS FACE IN!

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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2015, 09:05:55 pm »
HACK WHACK MOTHERFUCKER! PRAISE IT!

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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2015, 09:34:27 pm »
Generic Soldier charges into the room, spraying a large amount of bullets at the hostiles while screaming.

"AMERICA SALUTES YOU!"
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Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2015, 09:44:31 pm »
((Just fyi for you guiz, there's only one left. It's on the floor. It's going to be dead as hell))
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