Oooh, I'll bite.
Name: LCpl. Will Zaijcek (pronounced ZAI-chek)
Gender: Male
Appearance: A tall, muscular young man of about 22, standing at around 6-foot-2 with dark brown hair cut to regulation length, green eyes, and a slight tanned complexion. Regular mandatory exercise and a previous deployment to Iraq has given him a more experienced look in his face and body, keeping him tough and capable.
Nationality: American
Uniform: US Marine Corps
Woodland MARPAT battle uniform, w/ matching boonie hat and olive-drab shemagh wrapped around neck
Personal Sidearm: FNX-45 Tactical w/ two-tone tan frame/matte black slide, high-profile night sights
Traits: Career veteran, Combat Experience, Genre Savvy, Mildly Kleptomaniac, Damaged HearingSkills: Assault Rifles, Throwing, Pistols, Camouflage, Bayonet Fighting