Utterly Mad

AJ slowly walks into the engine humming room, and puts his weapons away. From his back pocket he pulls out a blue can that smells like a sodium based heart attack and farts; he slowly cracks it open, waving the can in the air, hoping to attract some hungry customers. "Wait! This crap has healing properties, some of the ingredients are synthflesh and some weird complicated science babble name that I can't pronounced!", without hesitation he scarfs down the cube of mystery meat contained within and hope that it'd work its magic and heal his scratched up arm.