Utterly Mad

Quaint General Store

You two browse the store:
You have a 5 dollar discount on anything in the store.

For $10
-Rope
-Small pack of boxed food
-Random assortments of medicine
-Pocket knives
-A one person tent
-A package of 3 boxes of assorted condoms that are for: "Theirs", "Yours", and "The Third Wheel"'s pleasure.
-A book on how to farm
-Fertilizer
-Cans of soup
-Laxatives
-Bandages
-Cheap plastic handcuffs
-Toy Guns

For $20
-Sleeping bags
-Two-person tent
-A large pack of boxed food
-A large bag of canned food
-Medkits
-Stimulant Pills: "Designed to Enhance Combat Capabilities"
-Hatchets (Ask for the head)

For $30
-A bunch of guides and books for RV repair
-A huge sack of food and produce
-Huge family sized tent
-Two person sleeping bag
-Insta-Heal Pens: "A Hospital Visit in One Injection!"

Behind the Counter:

For $50
-Pistol Ammo
-Shotgun Ammo
-Rifle Ammo
-MX-8 Pistol: "The flames coming out the melting barrel is supposed to intimidate"
-6-Wheeler Revolver: "The rust on the gun is supposed to be "rustic"."
-Squirrel Popper 3000: "A plastic M18 Assault airsoft rifle"

For $100
-Mossybog 12.gauge: "A hilly billy shotgun with a pistol grip, designed to shoot the windows out of your ex lover's truck."
-AK-79: "Red weapon, never overheats, always kills in a couple of taps."
-L-ZP12: "Laser weapon. Damn decent one at that, very modifiable. Black finish, wires just replaced. I even have a scope I'll toss in for free."
-P-ZP12: "Plasma variant of the K-ZP, shit burns like hell and the plasma likes to drip out the barrel. You want to tear away someone's flesh with one shot I'd go with this."
-StalinGrad Rifle: "Another Commie rifle, got it from some dead Remnant sniper that was hiding in some bushes way out East... New York I think. I just cleaned it yesterday, you can still smell the oil."

For $250
-Volt-9: "Something that some STALKERs brought in a while back. Thing uses some Old World tech, built of the base of an AK. Shoots these AK rounds that are infused with electricity when they fly out of the gun. It hits them and pow! They start convulsing like crazy as electricity shoots out their fingers and their bullet wounds."