Utterly Mad

[[Doing away with Orokos, going back to cheesing and rolling dice on my table. Its real tedious, and I personally think seeing numbers ruins the update. Going back to paragraphs about kicking ass and taking asses.]]

[[Also Metal Gear Solid V is the best fucking game ever, just.... it makes me HNNNGNGGwquiorbUIOP WQtO]]

Deliverance Co. Seba 3 Vs. The Crazies

Iron Maiden- Run To The Hills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4
IRVING sticks the barrel of his revolver in the punks head, and turns his head into a chunky mist of brain, bone, and eye jelly. He grabs the driver's torso by the leather straps and yanks it out of the car into the speeding ground below. He hops into the car and takes control. The thermite decides to be plot convenient and cool off so it doesn't burn through the friendly engine. CHALK sprays down the punks, spraying their dirt spattered bodies with fiery lead, they shake and spasm as the bullets tear across their chest. Blood flows out of the wounds like a fountain, their arms pulverized, hanging on by slivers of muscle and tendon. They fall from the roof and tumble off, lifeless. "Is this what you want?"

ZAWERI you fight with the wheel, wrestle with it, like a tamer fighting a wild stallion. You brake, maneuver through explosions and vehicle collisions. Eventually you manage to gain control, you floor the gas to get to the fortress. Outside you see the fight raging on longer, you see suicide buggies taking out both Deliverance boys and their own men. Some of The Crazies have abandoned their vehicles and are on foot charging vehicles, latching onto them like leeches. Pulling people out, boarding them, killing. The last RV you saw, they climbed in through the top hatch; killed the driver, threw him out the windshield. You heard screams, the flash of gunshots through the windows. And then.... silence.

SEB you reach up to the Browning, pull the lever back and begin sending out bursts of shot towards the nearest buggy. You hit it, bullets pinging off of the frame, one catches the driver in the gut, and the last three hit the explosives. The buggy erupts into a fiery black cloud, flames lap around the edges and nearly burn some of the other vehicles. IVAN you crack the charging-lever on the AK back, and then lean out the window; you fire quick bursts at the other buggy. You take out the driver, bullets pepper his torso. In his last moments he holds up the trigger, presses it, and then gets vaporized in the ensuing explosion.

DRAKE you lean out the back window, rotating the mini-gun outwards a bit. Once Zaweri drives past, you hold down on the triggers to spin up the gun. You release a volley of bullets towards the last buggy. Like the other two actions above. This one explodes in a fiery display as well.


EVERYONE with all the defense force being occupied by the other Deliverance Co. cars, Zaweri has managed to get you near The Fortress. You need at least two people to stay in the car, while the others find a way to open The Fortress's giant metal doors to allow Zaweri and the rest of Deliverance Co. into The Fortress to destroy it.

[[Basically, a small group gets to go on a dungeon run, while the group on the outside takes out the offense. Or if you want to risk having the RV destroyed (you'll get a replacement), you can "anchor it" (read as, putting it on park while its attached to the outside of the fortress by the hook.) you can all go and kick a little ass.]]

Broke Caravan

Seeing as Jove was in a comatose state, Missy took the paperwork out of his hands. "Says here that the place we're looking for is right off of Pine Quarry." Joshua looked outside, squinting to read the road signs through the thick snowfall outside. "Looks like its up ahead. Odd, thought it'd take a little bit.", he said glancing at the dashboard clock. "You know what they say, small world. Heheh."

Before you know it, you're snaking up a mountain road. You pass a busted ticket gate and into a small snow covered parking lot. "Goddamn its really snowing out tonight. Might turn into a blizzard real soon." Joshua pulls the Broker (yes that's what I'm calling the car now) up beside a car buried in snow. "I'll stay in the car with Jove if that's okay if you. He might wake up soon, might wonder where you guys went.", Missy said putting a blanket on your sleeping comrade. Josh and Mordecai hop out of the car, "Hey Isaac. You coming or are you waiting out here?" He asks, holding a few metal flashlights in his left hand.

Isaac stepped out of the car and pulled out his grenade launcher. "I'm coming, let's see what's going on shall we." And then walked to Joshua.

Chalk exhales deeply, letting go of the gun and holstering his revolver. "Phew, likin' this squad better already. You guys sure aren't joking around." He mutters with a chuckle, sliding onto the roof. "Anywho, this thing ain't gonna board itself, and I'm pretty sure I'm qualified." Chalk states, putting a thumb to his chest. "Any other volunteers?"

"I'll go too, We're just gonna have to leave this baby behind..." Irving says. He tries to get as close to the RV as possible without colliding, He opens the door and attempts to re-board it.

((I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the ones that haven't posted will stay on the RV...))

Drake the self-insert gladly takes the RV's wheel to drive it.

"I'll try not to crash it too badly, good luck!

Good luck everybody! says Ivan as he starts guarding the RV.

Name: Derek
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Weapons: (prepare for gun pr0n) Keltec RFB with custom multirange scope, Model 28 6.5" barrel, Browning Hi Power in .357 Sig, 1911 in .50GI, sawn-off Chiappa Triple Threat (only used in vehicle combat), a DP12 shotgun, a 30" Stanley FUBAR, and a tomahawk (on belt)
Uniform: Riot armor with a Dragonskin Vest over it, balaclava and aviators with a riot helmet
General Inventory: multitool, bullet lighter
Perks: [One Hand Shooting] [Expert Shot] [Babe Magnet] [High Metabolism]
Traits: [Ripped] [Intelligent]
Skills: [Guns 10] [Strength 8]
Backstory: Derek is a legendary mercenary, frequently employed by whoever could afford his few due to his skill. He never talks about his past before he was mercenary. He spends his pay on improving his truck and buying more ammunition.
Vehicle: Named Solid Steel, or SS for short, it is his heavily modified military cargo truck. He has added bulletproof tires,  plates protecting the tires, and has replaced the canvas cover with steel plates. He removed the back wall of the cab so that he could easily access the back. The windows and windshield have been armored with plates and have opening ports to fire through. The center console is modified to hold his pistols and the sawn-off. The front is a large v-shaped snowplow with a winch mounted on the top. In the cargo area he has a rack for storing his guns, an RV Kitchen Unit, a minifridge, and a small cot. He mounted a turret with a Gatling Gun modified with a motor and an improved feed mechanism firing 45-70 Gov't in the cargo area.