Who would you rather have as a grandparent; Sully from Uncharted, or MGS4 Snake?
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE.
How many trees in a for(r)est?
Luckily, I've worked out a very simple mathematical equation for finding out this exact thing.

See, if you follow the steps, you should be able to figure out just how many tre-shit, wait, didn't carry the one. I suppose it's an impossible question after all.
How big is your dick?
"I lost my ruler, but I'm half the remote." -some guy I knew once when asked this exact question by somebody.
I'm just gonna come right out and as you: ARE YOU A REPLICANT?
Nope.
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I'M ACTUALLY A SYNTH
Do you dream of electric sheep.
Nope.
...Androids don't require sleep anyways.