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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4020 on: November 20, 2016, 05:42:59 pm »
Quick, someone say something weird before he leaves again!
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you got a giggle out of me with that, and given what I've gotten back from that was nice.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4021 on: November 20, 2016, 06:36:14 pm »
Here.



Hardtack tastes like mothballs and old library books? Eh, eat it anyway.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4022 on: November 20, 2016, 07:17:24 pm »
Soften it up a bit and hardtack is always edible, don't mind the insects in it, they just add protien.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4023 on: November 20, 2016, 08:26:54 pm »
That one's old enough to outlive all the bugs in it.

So here's a thought. Mixing ground, dried beans or lentils to wheat flour before making hardtack. Wonder what that'd be like. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4024 on: November 20, 2016, 09:28:36 pm »
Dried lentils don't actually have that long of a shelf life, hardtack on the otherhand is some sort of achronostic impossibility.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4025 on: November 20, 2016, 09:49:42 pm »
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V

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« Reply #4026 on: November 20, 2016, 10:23:24 pm »
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Not even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."
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« Reply #4027 on: November 20, 2016, 10:43:45 pm »
How about dried-freezed-vacuum-sealed-hardtack with honey spread?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4028 on: November 21, 2016, 12:54:27 am »
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Not even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."

Butbutbut. This royally screws up an idea I had. D:

Granted, it still seems perfectly sensible if you want something that has more nutrition than hardtack alone. Question is whether it'll at least last longer than fresh, proper bread and cooked lentils would separately...

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« Reply #4029 on: November 21, 2016, 01:06:40 am »
How about dried-freezed-vacuum-sealed-hardtack with honey spread?
Honey doesn't spoil, so you'd be fine. Unless you mean something like honey butter, in which case "eeh... maybe? Probably not."
Bugger. Not even if mixed into hardtack? :V
Not even. They would reduce the shelf life to somewhere in the region of "not very long."

Butbutbut. This royally screws up an idea I had. D:

Granted, it still seems perfectly sensible if you want something that has more nutrition than hardtack alone. Question is whether it'll at least last longer than fresh, proper bread and cooked lentils would separately...
It'll last longer than fresh bread, by awhile. I say "not very long," what should have said is "long enough to trick you into thinking it won't go bad." Hardtack lasts a long time because of what it's made out of. A lot of stuff that can mold if it's subject to moisture, but if it's kept in a nice dry place it will never go bad. Lentils on the other hand have a bunch more stuff in them that doesn't keep so well. They'd have to be dried, powdered, and mixed into the flour. If your going whole lentils, no. Powdered would be preferable.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4030 on: November 21, 2016, 01:21:33 am »
They'd have to be dried, powdered, and mixed into the flour.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Basically like bean flour. Would be kinda dumb to put whole lentils, legumes, or beans in hardtack. >.o

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« Reply #4031 on: November 21, 2016, 01:57:38 am »
The only way to be surely sure is to try it and see.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4032 on: November 21, 2016, 02:48:44 am »
Tempting, though never really made my own hardtack. Was really more of a worldbuilding thing for some random stuff I was writing.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4033 on: November 21, 2016, 07:54:55 am »
Hardtack with powdered lentils would probably last like 3-5 years, longer if sealed correctly, definitely long enough to make it feasible.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4034 on: November 21, 2016, 08:38:27 am »
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.
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