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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4035 on: November 21, 2016, 10:57:01 am »
Hard tack is one of the biggest contributing factors to becoming an 18th century British sailor.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4036 on: November 21, 2016, 10:59:44 am »
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.
Hardtack is how you fix wobbly furniture you, jeez caconym.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4037 on: November 21, 2016, 11:36:23 am »
From furniture to hardtack quite the progression of topics.
Hardtack is how you fix wobbly furniture you, jeez caconym.
That or hardtack is so hard you may as well be trying to eat the furniture.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4038 on: November 21, 2016, 11:58:57 am »
Blame my randomly browsing derpy videos right at the time Vulnus was left with nothing weird to witness. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4039 on: November 21, 2016, 01:16:26 pm »
Blame my randomly browsing derpy videos right at the time Vulnus was left with nothing weird to witness. o3o
Shoulda gone with sexualized hardtacks
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4040 on: November 21, 2016, 01:33:07 pm »
...hmm. I wonder if a hardtack bra is a thing.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4041 on: November 21, 2016, 01:37:50 pm »
google it and post results.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4042 on: November 21, 2016, 04:17:16 pm »
That can't possibly end well.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4043 on: November 21, 2016, 05:30:36 pm »
It ends fine. Did it myself, ended up with mixed pictures of hard tack and bras, but not in the same image and certainly not a bra made from hardtack. Or hardtack made from bras... oh also this basket.

edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4044 on: November 21, 2016, 05:58:51 pm »
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4045 on: November 21, 2016, 07:54:15 pm »
¿Que carajo? :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4046 on: November 21, 2016, 08:35:29 pm »
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4047 on: November 21, 2016, 08:55:56 pm »
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4048 on: November 21, 2016, 09:12:33 pm »
edit: I also googled "sexualized hardtack." It mostly turned up fairly benign pictures of children.
Things to add to my "do not google" list...
Another thing to add to your "do not google" list"gunt"
Noted...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4049 on: November 21, 2016, 11:22:29 pm »
I said don't! NO NOCTIFER NOOOOoooooooooooooooo
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