The first time I went to the gym I weighed 122.2 pounds.
The next day I went I weighed 119 pounds.
Yesterday, a few days after the last time I went and weighed 116.6 pounds.
Today I went and weighed 115 pounds.
It is now January of 2020, and I have achieved negative weight. I am no longer bound by the chains of mortality, and objects are attracted to me via reverse gravity. One day I shall consume the universe in my negative weight, and nothing will stand against me.
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