Utterly Mad

Being haunted is not a funny thing, I was once haunted by an angry bum for whole five minutes and I do not want to be haunted ever again.

Can't detect the sarcasm or not. But I will agree its super spooky. But honestly I normally just accept it as is, try to make some subtle agreements with the ghost. Like if I leave my closet door open, he shuts it, I leave my door open he shuts it. I mean I could blame it on the shitty AC system in the house that blows wind like you're on a fucking mountain, but pretending its a ghost makes life just a hint more interesting.