Utterly Mad

Sometimes I wake up and say, "I just wanna be a dank meme." Then I go on to wonder why I haven't bought Undertale yet.

Probably because you can get it for free without repercussions. It's kinda like with Halloween, you can either go to a costly pub and get piss-drunk  there or you can just crash into a random party and gobble down all booze you see pro bono publico. You're having fun both ways, but one of them involves spending money.