Utterly Mad

Some random bitch sent me a pickup line, so I sent her this in response.
Meat. All is meat. Flesh and bone. Meat binds all living creatures together, a reminder of our fragility. A reminder of the primal fear our ancestors felt at the teeth of a razor mouthed predator. We are born of meat, and, in the end, we will all become meat.
30 minutes later, and I have her convinced I am a medical researcher named Daniil Dankovski working with Thanica to find a cure for death itself.
This woman is DUUUUUUMB.