NO!! HE HAS REALIZED THE TRUTH! FEED HIM TO THE CARP! UNLEASH THE GIANT SPONGE UPON HIM! QUICKLY! RETRIEVE THE ROD OF COARSECOMMONS AND THE HOMAGE OF FLICKERFLAMES! ROUSE THE HAMMERER, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE UPON THIS ENLIGHTENED HEATHEN! HE MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO REJOIN THE REAL WORLD OR GET ANYTHING DONE!