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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2235 on: April 25, 2016, 08:07:21 pm »
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.

Eat the pizza plain, melt butter with garlic powder for the crust if I feel like, but usually just eat it all plain.
That's some good stuff perigrin. Garlic butter on pizza crust is almost expected by myself. I'm gonna mark your whipping down to a light paddling for your show of good taste in crust.

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2. Hemming sheet metal is fucking tedious.
damn right.

So, honestly, I'm looking at the other revolvers in the same inventory as the old .38 I was looking at, and I'm pretty interested in the North American Arms one. It's interchangeable between .22 Magnum and Long Rifle, and apparently the Speer .22 Magnum Short Barrel Gold Dot Hollow Points have pretty good stopping power for their size.
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