Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.
Ew no, I don't slather ranch on my pizza. That is too much ranch and ruins a perfectly good pizza. No, I just occasionally dip pizza in ranch dressing. Not much though, and only if it is my dad's homemade ranch, that shit is delicious.
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