Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.
No one expects the shark-sharktit (shark
2tit?) inquisition.
Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.
Clearly this is a plot by Tzneach or however it's spelled to make the Pizza Inquisition implode.