Utterly Mad

It's tricky to do at first. You'll get used to it, if that's what you are trying to do.

I don't exactly have the tools for it. Been harder to find copper rod than I expected, and the best aluminum thing I found is a cheap tent stake that if going to be a pain in the ass to put into a handle. Antler tines are right out, not likely to just go out and find antlers laying about very easily.

So far, a screwdriver actually seems like the least awkward tool for that I have, at least my smaller ones that have a fairly short length relative to the handle.

North Korea is best Korea

I am officially assuming you did it then. :V