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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3615 on: October 19, 2016, 10:24:02 pm »
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
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