Utterly Mad

Yeah, don't bother with bottled water unless your local tap is complete shit. Or unless you expect the water to cut out.

You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.

Has anyone else ever made a joke at someone else's expense, because making the joke is better then being mad about the situation, and the other person is such an ass about it being at someone else's expense that you suddenly get this complete sense of apathy, like complete and utter don't give a shit if this fucking house lit on fire apathy?

No, but I have done it because "remember that friend you kept around just to make fun of, and you made fun of so much you had to thank him for all the good times?" There's always one.