Best use of a farm animal should go to goat simulator every year.
There is so much wrong with that "game." Did I say "game?" I meant "Ham-fisted social pandering for the sake of milking money from classless hipster fucks." Started as a thing thrown together to raise money for a real game, ended as an excuse to sell DLC with idiotic messages about politics and the state of the games industry. It became about the circle jerk. One big circle jerk with a goat in the middle.
It still is the best use of a farm animal in steam.