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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4350 on: December 12, 2016, 09:54:18 pm »
The worst construction workers. They moved the ATM to lay down tile beneath it, but discovered the ATM's anchor bolts. Instead of drilling holes in the tiles to fit them over the anchor bolts, they used an angle grinder to cut the bolts out of the floor. They do not plan to install new anchor bolts later. Also, for tool they have a hammer, a crowbar, and an angle grinder. The grinder is used to cut things, especially things like anchor bolts. The crowbar is used to chisel old tiles off the floor. The hammer is used to remove old plastic tiles and fairly fresh putty by... hitting it. You'd think the crowbar would be better for prying up old tiles or scraping still gooey putty off the floor, but no. These workers strike the tiles/putty repeatedly in the hopes that it will miraculously lift them off the floor.

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