Utterly Mad

Mixed drinks that come in cans are for alcoholics who want to get fancy but can't afford to go to TGI Fridays.

something I noticed, regular cigarettes can't have ads on them for swag, but electric cigarette and vapor products can give away everything from T-shirts to folding chairs.

I have learned a thing. Some people get around the drinking and driving laws by lying about what they are drinking. They will buy a cup of ice for the soda fountain and several cans/bottles of booze. They then put booze in the cup and pretend it's a soda.

The jackalope is the animal we should have that was never made.
The platypus is the animal that wishes for death and should have never been made.