Utterly Mad

That sounds brutally similar to the storefront here. Want some sunglasses or a pickle in a bag? Go to the gunshop. Need earings made out of shotgun shells (I at least kinda see the connection here), or 60 different kinds of novelty lighters? Go to the gun shop. Dog collars that glow in the dark, or cups with pictures of a moose on them? Go to the gun shop. Hats advertising other businesses? We've got that. VHS tapes on how to ride a bull? 50 for $3!

I am saving my dollars and waiting till I get the person responsible for this up for secret santa some year. Then I'm gonna buy her all the ridiculous, cheesy bullshit we are stockpiling, and make a big deal out of how she never wears any of it afterwards.

Gotta say, I'd totally buy a bubblegum baseball bat if it's life sized.