Utterly Mad

Gotta say, I'd totally buy a bubblegum baseball bat if it's life sized.

naw, they are about 1/3rd the size of a real one. It's a hollow plastic bat filled with gum balls. I actually sold one to some guy out of his mind on heroine the other day.

"Man, I need something to eat."
"Well, we've got plenty of chips and candy sir. You feeling alright?"
"Yeah man, I got my fix, I'm feeling great."
"Fix? You're on drugs?"
"Yeah man. Heroines the best. Hey, I need something to eat."
"Well... We've got bubblegum baseball bats."
"Holy shit man, where those at? I want one of those."

Guy fucking reeked of sweat and piss.