Utterly Mad

It's alright, Noct. I feel as though I am more than capable of defending my honor in this court.

I submit Western Canada is a very distinct place from Eastern Canada. Those leeches are responsible for nothing more than creating stereotypes and committing pizza heresy, as well as making use of the forbidden milk in a bag. I submit that I am not a resident of this Canada, and much like a growing majority of my Western countrymen, feel that we are forced into an association with these people who do little more than subsist off our incomes and spread vileness to the world. We are socially and culturally more akin to his Honor's own home state than to these cretins, and dream of a day when we can re-unite with our Cascadian brothers.

I would move that the court treat from Saskatchewan westward as separate jurisdiction and grant us immunity from the crimes of the East. I would further move that an organization be founded dedicated to relocating Eastern Canadians to the Former Penal Colony of Australia, so that we may deal with all of these miscreants at once.

Failing that, I would protest judgement on the grounds that my Western brothers and I are being discriminated against on the basis of race. Accusing us of crimes committed by those who are essentially foreigners is analogous with accusing a Puerto Rican of committing the Armenian genocide, simply because they often have the same "slightly brown" skin tone as the Turks.

Defense Exibit A - More Heresy From The Barbarians To The East