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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4740 on: February 05, 2017, 07:13:21 pm »
So I just got this email from the forum...

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We could have sent you a birthday card.  We could have sent you some flowers or a cake.

But we didn't.

We could have even sent you one of those automatically generated messages to wish you happy birthday where we don't even have to replace INSERT NAME.

But we didn't

We wrote this birthday greeting just for you.

We would like to wish you a very special birthday.

Regards,
The Utterly Mad Team.

//:: This message was automatically generated :://
Such a wonderful heart-felt message, truly moving stuff.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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