So, if I showed up, and then the Derpening happened...
Does that make me the Harbinger of the Derpening?
A Harbinger of Derp. A Derpinger, if you will.
Wait, but that means...
THE DERPINGER COMES! THE PROMISED TIME HAS COME!In commemoration of this event, here is a video featuring a wall of 3D printed mechanical dicks dancing to the classical song, "dance of the sugar plum fairy."