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« Reply #1530 on: September 14, 2015, 02:16:22 am »
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.

Just... EWWWWWWW!
Yep. Its almost fascinating the stuff people can put themselves through.
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« Reply #1531 on: September 14, 2015, 02:34:23 am »
This whole entire story makes me want to shower, and I just got out of the shower.

Just... EWWWWWWW!
Yep. Its almost fascinating the stuff people can put themselves through.

Just finished the story. I think I need to scrub myself until only muscle is left. The flesh is filthy and weak, but the meat beneath is pure and strong.

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« Reply #1532 on: September 14, 2015, 12:34:39 pm »
I'm almost certain I actually need a shower after just reading that, I actually suddenly feel like I'm disgustingly dirty, like I haven't showered in a month and I've just rolled in cholera infested faeces.
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« Reply #1533 on: September 15, 2015, 11:30:57 pm »
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« Reply #1534 on: September 16, 2015, 03:18:40 pm »
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« Reply #1535 on: September 16, 2015, 03:46:46 pm »
Was a nice ending though.
  
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« Reply #1536 on: September 16, 2015, 04:18:56 pm »
Yeah, really good ending. Honestly, had the DM played it for horror and Dystopia it would have been a much better campaign.
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« Reply #1537 on: September 17, 2015, 02:26:53 am »
I am requesting aid. Tomorrow is the last day to turn this damned Rhetorical Essay in, I need at least like 2 pages. I can't think of anything else to write for it and I am stuck with the topic due to peers editing my rough draft already. (They have to put their comments in before I give it to the teacher, it is part of the grade.) If you could, I would be very thankful if you guys could help me out with this. I am afraid I might fall asleep, then I won't have time to finish it when I wake in the morning! Like I think I might actually fall asleep, I am really tired.

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« Reply #1538 on: September 17, 2015, 04:10:05 pm »
I am requesting aid. Tomorrow is the last day to turn this damned Rhetorical Essay in, I need at least like 2 pages. I can't think of anything else to write for it and I am stuck with the topic due to peers editing my rough draft already. (They have to put their comments in before I give it to the teacher, it is part of the grade.) If you could, I would be very thankful if you guys could help me out with this. I am afraid I might fall asleep, then I won't have time to finish it when I wake in the morning! Like I think I might actually fall asleep, I am really tired.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgFcOIsZKgtJ0qpRKJuV_Y-ztEUNkWGOtWdDlYOYtJs/edit?usp=sharing
or not I guess. Now I need to do a last minute scramble on finishing this damn thing.

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« Reply #1539 on: September 17, 2015, 04:14:34 pm »
I was doing school stuff myself. Sorry.
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« Reply #1540 on: September 17, 2015, 04:20:26 pm »
I was doing school stuff myself. Sorry.
It's okay. I just don't know what else to write and I can't even think of an effective conclusion!
She will not accept the essay in an unfinished state.

I can't get an F on a project this early. I need this course to pass. I payed $70.75 to be in this class. (I tested in, it's basically a English 100,101, and 102 course, it is worth College and High School credits.)
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« Reply #1541 on: September 17, 2015, 07:14:38 pm »
Oh thank god, the teacher let me expand the deadline to Monday. Now I just need to figure out what the hell to write.

EDIT: Still desperate for help, I don't know what else to write but I need to write more and have a conclusion.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2015, 10:03:21 pm by Bubbadoo »

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« Reply #1542 on: September 19, 2015, 11:45:42 am »
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
  
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« Reply #1543 on: September 19, 2015, 05:32:25 pm »
Write a paragraph on how people can stop leaving out strays.

Sorry Bubba, I would write the hell out of your essay but your teacher would probs catch you with how you write/wrote beforehand.

Hell, they didn't call me "The motherfucking essay writer" in school for nothing.
This is a new English teacher, I have never had any class with her before. So I doubt she will know how I write.

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« Reply #1544 on: September 20, 2015, 02:46:36 pm »
I currently have the first major hangover I've ever experienced, I can't even drink tea ☕
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