To start with; Hips > Absolutely everything else
Bubbadoo is the manlinest man and has six new girlfriends every day.
Burn the heretic, kill the mutant furry, purge the unclean.
Peregrins taste in Pizza is probably because he's some kind of major Chaos Demon and should be burnt immediately.
Dragons are also heresey, unless you can tame them and ride them into battle.