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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3255 on: September 29, 2016, 05:25:36 pm »
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Don't know what miso soup is but SOUP would that not be gross soggy pizza?
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3256 on: September 29, 2016, 05:28:45 pm »
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Don't know what miso soup is but SOUP would that not be gross soggy pizza?
Either Miso Soup or Chicken Broth.
And you have to time it right or its all fucked.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
Utterly Mad, where various people self identify as kitchenware.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3257 on: September 29, 2016, 05:29:08 pm »
Eh, I don't really give enough of a fuck to report this one anyway. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3258 on: September 29, 2016, 05:30:06 pm »
Spambot elucidates on the topic of vanity, American privilege, and the dangers of cosmetic modification:

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3259 on: September 29, 2016, 05:31:53 pm »
This is full-on Time Cube levels of word salad.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3260 on: September 29, 2016, 05:32:21 pm »
If you read enough, it starts to actually make sense.

"Holy dogshit "Steven Seagal: Lawman" opened yesterday evening."

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3261 on: September 29, 2016, 05:34:20 pm »
If you read enough, it starts to actually make sense.

"Holy dogshit "Steven Seagal: Lawman" opened yesterday evening."
At this rate you could be like a professional spambot translator.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3262 on: September 29, 2016, 05:36:53 pm »
It's beautiful in it's madness:

"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."

Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:

"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."

Yum!

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"Scorpio's status as intercourse party technology within the zodiac is in fact unwarranted. this is actually a very essential complete, and perhaps they are very sentimentally needed for the act of sexual intercourse to stay as promiscuous because,since as lustful as are usually instructed. But the truth is unique facts this is possibilities prudish difficulties of the zodiac"
« Last Edit: September 29, 2016, 05:45:25 pm by ApatheticExcuse »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3263 on: September 29, 2016, 05:45:27 pm »
It's beautiful in it's madness:

"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."

Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:

"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."

Yum!
At least it doesn't suggest pineapple.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3264 on: September 29, 2016, 05:57:43 pm »
It's beautiful in it's madness:

"Inside of 10 long time," she smiled and told me, "and i must dance in patterns forever in Barcelona."

Spambot weighs in on what to put on pizzas:

"It rich in plenty of flavour as well. Creates just the correct quantity of crazy tang. compounds:
hemp
homemade wine
white vinegar,
organic extra-virgin olive oil,
Sesame fat,
thai peanut marinade,
Napa cabbage,
pumpkin,
Scallions,
Rotisserie chook,
pepper,
schokofarbene
sesame vegetables."

Yum!
At least it doesn't suggest pineapple.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3265 on: September 29, 2016, 05:57:58 pm »
*In best Theory of a Deadman voice*

AND I REMEMBER THE DAYYYY, YOU LEFT FOR "santa claus Monica"

*The Garden, it is Savage*

In "santa claus Monica", in the winter time,
The lazy streets so undemanding
I walk into the crowd
In "santa claus Monica", you get your
coffee from
The coolest places on the
promenade
Where people dress just so
Beauty so unavoidable, everywhere
you turn
It's there I sit and wonder what am I
doing here?
But on the telephone line I
am anyone
I am anything I want to be
I could be a super model or
Norman Mailer
And you wouldn't know the
difference
Or would you?

In "santa claus Monica", all the people got
modern names
Like Jake or Mandy
And modern bodies too
In "santa claus Monica", on the boulevard,
You'll have to dodge those
In-line skaters
Or they'll knock you down
I never felt so lonely,
Never felt so out of place
I never wanted something more
than this

But on the telephone line I
am anyone
I am anything I want to be
I could be a super model or
Norman Mailer
And you wouldn't know the
difference
On the telephone line, I am
any height
I am any age I want to be
I could be a caped crusader, or
space invader
And you wouldn't know
the difference
Or would you?





I think this well is nearly dry.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3266 on: September 30, 2016, 12:06:19 pm »
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« Reply #3267 on: September 30, 2016, 01:10:04 pm »
Try lenny face.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3268 on: September 30, 2016, 03:18:36 pm »
I'm gone for a week and there's a new guy, heresey and shenanigans.

On a side note, that money I was expecting, I got £1500, twice as much as I was expecting, which is exactly enough to put into my initial computer build, then another £1000 for the Titan X Pascal in two months, and then in 6 months I'll have dropped £5000 on the computer and it'll be done.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3269 on: September 30, 2016, 03:31:21 pm »
I still have to wait like 7 years so I can get a decent computer.
Mostly because my parents think that me building a computer will end up with me blowing up the house somehow.
also because i'm like 3 ;-;

 

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