You put far too much effort in something that was meant to offend me. My apologies for your wasted time.
Why must you go to such efforts to try to offend me?
It wasn't meant to offend. It was meant in the same way as the pizza heresy thing I threw together for perigrin was; a light friendly jab at something you like.
If it really didn't offend you, you wouldn't have bothered to try and convince me it didn't. You would have simply rolled your eyes and left it at that, possibly commenting on it's poor quality.