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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4260 on: December 04, 2016, 08:47:17 pm »
Why do they look at you like shit when you card them? It's the law motherfucker. Just because the old guy never asked to see your ID doesn't mean I'm gonna do the same.
I got a job at a gas station... I'm gonna keep doing it for as long as politely possible and then start looking for a different job. The owners are nice people, and the job isn't overly unpleasant, but there are things that bug the shit out of me that could compound over time to make the work unpleasant. Especially the EBT shit. No other store makes the cashier do the EBT for the customer. Normally, the cashier only has to activate the EBT card reader and then the customer does the rest. At this place, the customer isn't allowed to touch the EBT card reader except to type in their EBT code. It doesn't make sense. I'm not allowed to let them select which customer loyalty they want to use either. I have to hit the buttons for them. Not on the register computer, on the card readers. The stuff that the customers are usually supposed to do is taken completely out of their hands to make my job more complicated than it has to be. It's gonna be a launch pad job so I've got something to bring in a paycheck while I look for something better. Or at least something I want to do.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4261 on: December 04, 2016, 08:50:00 pm »
Am I seriously the only one that doesn't act weird when I have to show a cashier my ID? Which is funny given I'm plenty weird. :V

Okay, if it's for random things I don't expect to require an ID like glue or something, then I'll find it a bit odd.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4262 on: December 05, 2016, 01:30:03 am »
Yeah I get ID'd all the time and I don't get why you'd be bothered about it, it's not like the cashier is demanding to see your ID for no reason, it's likely store policy that they have to ID everyone who isn't obviously old enough to not get ID'd.
My best friend looks like he's in his late 20s and still gets ID'd for fucks sake, just because they have to.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4263 on: December 05, 2016, 01:36:53 am »
Around here it's anyone that looks under 40, if I recall.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4264 on: December 05, 2016, 05:34:29 pm »
Under 30, but yeah. I don't card anybody with grey in their beard/hair. Apparently the guy training me has trouble telling peoples approximate age though. He has a hard time spotting grey hair at a glance or something.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4265 on: December 05, 2016, 05:45:21 pm »
Meanwhile, been mocking up some ideas for a character's armor design. Adapting stolen work and editing it is so much easier than using my drawn shit. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4266 on: December 05, 2016, 05:58:20 pm »
*Happy shark noises*

Gots internet finally, so I may be heading on heeeere more.

I added a new Doom Gif to the sig in celebration.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4267 on: December 05, 2016, 06:04:37 pm »
Sherk nuu stahp. ;w;
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4268 on: December 05, 2016, 06:48:22 pm »
Needs more doom gifs!


also inb4 sharkdicks
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4269 on: December 05, 2016, 06:59:01 pm »
Shark dicks are inevitable. Instead, have a derp:

Spoiler due to image size, and Caconym being a teenager:
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Um...ohgod the text is unreadable. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4270 on: December 05, 2016, 07:01:21 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on December 05, 2016, 06:59:01 pm
Shark dicks are inevitable. Instead, have a derp:
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Um...ohgod the text is unreadable. :V
That first one:
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4271 on: December 05, 2016, 07:04:15 pm »
Quote from: Caconym on December 05, 2016, 06:48:22 pm
also inb4 sharkdicks
That is only on Discord, due to ease of uploading. :3
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4272 on: December 05, 2016, 07:07:42 pm »
All this talk of dicks is making Caconym see them even in badly-edited armor. >.o
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4273 on: December 05, 2016, 07:13:16 pm »
Well it's more looking like just the tip of one rather than a whole one.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4274 on: December 05, 2016, 07:44:25 pm »
Pointly out that it was edited from a typical fantasy-realm "contoured female armor" cuirass only makes that hilarious. :V
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