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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4665 on: January 17, 2017, 12:56:08 pm »
Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.
As a person who has had to eat a lot of fried spam in his days

Spam does not taste like pork.
It tastes like salt and unhealthy.

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4666 on: January 17, 2017, 02:57:51 pm »
It's been a while, but I'm quite certain spam at least tastes more like pork than sushi does. :V

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« Reply #4667 on: January 17, 2017, 08:57:07 pm »
We need confirmation from the spam connoisseur himself, saltmummy626!
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4668 on: January 17, 2017, 11:56:12 pm »
We need confirmation from the spam connoisseur himself, saltmummy626!
It is a mix of meat which tastes entirely of SPAM with a pork under taste.
Spam shark: for when you want your sushi to taste like like pork.
As a person who has had to eat a lot of fried spam in his days

Spam does not taste like pork.
It tastes like salt and unhealthy.
You mean it tastes like salt and delicious!
It's not even all that greasy, cooking it produces less excess grease than a couple strips of bacon. Raw SPAM tastes of generic cold meat, while fried tastes like heaven. As long as you don't eat too much that is. Personally, I can put away an entire can but some people have to stop after one or two slices as they get tired of the flavor. An old favorite of one of my relatives is a cold SPAM sandwich. It's basically a BLT with raw SPAM. No, not raw SPAM instead of bacon, it's the entire BLT with the inclusion of a slice of cold SPAM. It's not terrible, but the taste of cold spam leaves you feeling like you are missing something, namely the flavors that are released when it is fried.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4669 on: January 18, 2017, 02:45:47 am »
But does it taste good with Bubbas? XP

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4670 on: January 18, 2017, 06:18:37 pm »
But does it taste good with Bubbas? XP
I don't know what that variety of shark tastes like, so I'm going to say... If you like?
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4671 on: January 19, 2017, 02:16:02 pm »
I have committed !!SCIENCE!! on my laptop and revived my a key. Glorious.

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4672 on: January 19, 2017, 09:38:53 pm »
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4673 on: January 19, 2017, 10:28:56 pm »
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4674 on: January 19, 2017, 10:47:00 pm »
Bad shark. D:

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4675 on: January 20, 2017, 12:07:06 am »
Bad shark. D:
I don't know. Personally I find puns to be insufferably punishing on my mind, but that one was OK by me.

Monster girls
To some people, it's a weird fetish for weird people.
To others, it's content for people so bored of standard porn that the idea of punishing their genitals to anything less exotic than pictures of mythological creatures makes them go soft/dry.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4676 on: January 20, 2017, 02:18:18 am »
Eh. I can see the reasoning behind monstergirls. Same as catgirls and some of the classic furry-inspirating characters that get overdone in art, such as Krystal. Tits are involved, and thus close enough to "normal" porn to be less likely to weird some on-the-fence people out. And then next thing they know boom, furry. o3o

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4677 on: January 20, 2017, 04:00:26 am »
Tits make everything better.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4678 on: January 20, 2017, 04:34:55 am »
Unless you are shork? o3o

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4679 on: January 20, 2017, 12:06:35 pm »

 

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