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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable
Huh. Guess I'm pretty well poised to be the LMP winner here. Hm.In seriousness though, we really should not bother The Almighty Granola Bar. He's an ass, but two wrongs don't make a right and other sage sayings.
Fingering techniques are very important
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
w h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!
Bitch,get out of the way!
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!
...I wish for airborne rabies.Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pmGranted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...
Quote from: Wilson on March 15, 2017, 09:05:07 pmw h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?[Poking Intensifies]
Quote from: Chaosvolt on March 15, 2017, 10:32:09 pmQuote from: Wilson on March 15, 2017, 09:05:07 pmw h y d o y o u d i s t u r b m y s l u m b e r ?[Poking Intensifies]I S H A L L F E A S T U P O N Y O U- ow- agh, stop it!
Good ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.
Quote from: saltmummy626 on March 17, 2017, 02:26:09 amGood ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.
Quote from: Chaosvolt on March 17, 2017, 12:55:44 pmQuote from: saltmummy626 on March 17, 2017, 02:26:09 amGood ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.*walks in with barrel of sticks*GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!
Quote from: RedVulnus on March 17, 2017, 01:42:03 pmQuote from: Chaosvolt on March 17, 2017, 12:55:44 pmQuote from: saltmummy626 on March 17, 2017, 02:26:09 amGood ol Wilson. Yo, dragon, stop bogarting the stick. Give someone else a turn.We must manufacture more sticks so there may be equal distribution of poking.*walks in with barrel of sticks*GET YOUR STICKS HERE! FINEST STICKS IN THE LAND! NEED A STICK? COME GET ONE OF THE FINEST YOU'LL EVER SEE!its a faggot