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Well shit. You found my sooper secret clone. Fuck.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?!
The story about your broken profile picture?
It's fine on my end...

Now the story.

RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE LOOKING AT PORN AND GOT TAKEN AWAY... BY THE POPO.

ONCE UP ON A TIME RHODRI AND PERIGREN WERE ON THE INTERNETS AND PERI WAS LIKE "HEY PERI WANNA SEE THIS REALLY COOL WEBSITE?" AND PERI WAS LIKE "SURE RHODRI" AND THEY LOOKED AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE. THEN KA101 AND WAS LIKE "HEY YOU BITCH FAGGOTS STOP LOOKING AT MY PORN" AND RHODRI WAS LIKE "YOU CENSORING BITCH FAGGOTS ASS FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERI'S ROOM" AND KA101 WAS LIKE "RHODRI I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN." AND KA101 LEFT THE ROOM. RHODRI AND PERIGREN CONTINUED TO LOOK AT GRADTUIOUS AMOUNTS OF PORN. THEN THEY CLICKED ON THE MOTH LINK AND IT WAS CHAZ PORN. THE PO-SERIOUS WERE OUT SIDE PERI'S HOUSE AND KA101 COME BACK AND WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKERS DONE IT AGAIN, THE POPO ARE HERE. THE POPO!!!" THEN HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE SCREAMING AND SHIT. THE POPO OPENED THE DOORS AND THE POLICEMAN... WAS CHAAZ. AND HE WAS LIKE "PERI YOU DUMBASS THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU FUCK ASS BITCH." THEN HE DRAGGED PERI OUTBACK AND SAID "I'LL SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS... AND MY BATON. GOD-DAAAMN"

And peri was never seen again.

I... Am I high? I - I Am SO sorry. This was an edit of The Popo
Realistically, Peri would be the one showing porn sites I don't know about, not the other way around.

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One: I have seen Chaz porn, its..... Weird.
Two: I would be showing it to Rhodri, like he said.
links plz
He has an after dark tumble. Bubbadoo has the links I think. I don't, too much goo, had to burn computer.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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FYI it was going to be peri show Rhodri pronz. But I accidentally put Rhodri then got lazy.
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Me and another forumite may have creeped Chaz out back on the DDA forum about mentioning his AD.

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I pooped today. And now I'm posting the fact that I pooped today on an obscure forum.

*Rhodri leaves his room and thinks about what he is doing with his life.*
I am on the toilet right now. And now I'm posting the fact of being on the toilet right now on an obscure forum.

*Bubbadoo washes his hands and leaves the bathroom and thinks what he is doing with his life*

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If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
It's masturbation.

Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.

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If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
It's masturbation.

Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
You can't get much more of a close relative than yourself. But, ok then
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Which would be a better world leader?

1. A sentient potato?

OR

2. An orangutan?

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I think my cat is a sentient furry potato with legs... Uh.

What the shit is a Orangutan?
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What the shit is a Orangutan?
Can't tell if this is a joke or not.

en.wikipedia.org

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Shut up

I knew that.

Hahaha...

Fuck. Really I never knew how to spell that.
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If you time traveled and had sex with yourself, would that be masturbation or incest?
It's masturbation.

Masturbation by definition is sex with one's self.
Incest by definition is sexual activity between family members or close relatives.
You can't get much more of a close relative than yourself. But, ok then
If that was the the case masturbation would incest, a copy of yourself is well...you, having sex with your copy is like a different kind of masturbation. And yes you could literally go fuck yourself.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?

I know I totally would.
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The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?

I know I totally would.
why not. It would be interesting at least.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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The real question is, if you could fuck yourself, would you?

I know I totally would.
Yep definitely would fuck me.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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