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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2015, 02:37:47 pm »
That perma ban on DDA has injured me emotionally.

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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2015, 02:39:51 pm »
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2015, 02:42:46 pm »
A few months ago, this dipshit attempts to threaten my girlfriend's friend. I go there and scare him off. A couple of weeks later I got a call from my girlfriend, she was being threatened by the same dude that threatened her friend, I go there and he pulls the knife on me, gladly I didnt get hurt. (Leather jackets op pls nerf)
So one day later I figured out in which neighborhood he lives in, called up 4 of my friends, and we pinned him to the wall. We started asking questions, and he swore he wouldnt do it ever again. (we didnt hurt him in any way.) After we turn our backs to go home, the dipshit runs up to me and stabs my side. my friends promptly beat the shithead up and called the ambulance for me. It was sewn together, and the wound has healed pretty good. The guy was sentenced a year in prison (he wasnt able to pay my hospital bills so he got jail for longer than normal), plus 2 years for selling of and possession of drugs.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2015, 02:55:42 pm »
That perma ban on DDA has injured me emotionally.

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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2015, 02:56:44 pm »
That perma ban on DDA has injured me emotionally.
In that case.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2015, 04:46:02 pm »
I once peeled off so much dead skin that I started to bleed. So I made a improvised bandaid.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2015, 05:12:12 pm »
I once peeled off so much dead skin that I started to bleed. So I made a improvised bandaid.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2015, 07:05:01 pm »
My friend from scouts lives the the ghetto. He once got shanked in the gut in an alley. He said the pain didn't register for a few minutes, he was so caught up in the fighting. I don't know whether he won the fight or not.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2015, 08:40:38 pm »
Generally knife wounds don't hurt for quite some time, if you ever feel any pain from them at all, not due to adrenaline like most people think, since my knife wound wasn't in a situation where I'd be too full of adrenaline to feel it, it's simply because the cut severs most of the nerves in the area and it takes them a while to recover enough to realise they've been damaged, so they should let your brain know you're in pain
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2015, 11:30:56 pm »
Generally knife wounds don't hurt for quite some time, if you ever feel any pain from them at all, not due to adrenaline like most people think, since my knife wound wasn't in a situation where I'd be too full of adrenaline to feel it, it's simply because the cut severs most of the nerves in the area and it takes them a while to recover enough to realise they've been damaged, so they should let your brain know you're in pain

I'd have to disagree. Getting stabbed really, really fucking hurts, and even worse than that, feels just incredibly unnatural*. That thing should not be inside your body. I think in the case of getting cut with a sharp knife, the above is true though.

*To the point that I almost have a knife phobia now if the blade is at all pointy.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2015, 11:52:25 pm »
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To the point that I almost have a knife phobia now if the blade is at all pointy.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2015, 07:02:53 am »
Generally knife wounds don't hurt for quite some time, if you ever feel any pain from them at all, not due to adrenaline like most people think, since my knife wound wasn't in a situation where I'd be too full of adrenaline to feel it, it's simply because the cut severs most of the nerves in the area and it takes them a while to recover enough to realise they've been damaged, so they should let your brain know you're in pain

I'd have to disagree. Getting stabbed really, really fucking hurts, and even worse than that, feels just incredibly unnatural*. That thing should not be inside your body. I think in the case of getting cut with a sharp knife, the above is true though.

*To the point that I almost have a knife phobia now if the blade is at all pointy.

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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2015, 07:05:17 am »
My arms are covered in small scars I don't remember getting. Just a ton of little lines that are slightly discolored in the way scars are. I count 11 on the left arm, 8 on the right. Those are only the ones I don't remember getting. Also, I have this curved scar on my thigh from where I fell off a horse and it stepped on me.
Yeah my Uncle Jack had some pretty traumatic experiences with horses when he was younger, so when we went horseback riding a couple years ago he got so scared that I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse. 
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2015, 07:08:12 am »
That perma ban on DDA has injured me emotionally.
Yeah sorry about that, I didn't realize that ban-dodging was a thing, and that people could be banned for it. 

Thanks for doing it though, that means a lot to me :)
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2015, 07:14:35 am »
Yeah my Uncle Jack had some pretty traumatic experiences with horses when he was younger, so when we went horseback riding a couple years ago he got so scared that I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse.

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