Author Topic: How did you fuck up and injure yourself (Read 5036 times)

Six · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:43:57 am »

Ah yeah, it only working with sharp knives makes sense.

Quote from: Caconym on March 19, 2015, 07:14:35 am

Quote from: HunterAlpha1 on March 19, 2015, 07:05:17 am
Yeah my Uncle Jack had some pretty traumatic experiences with horses when he was younger, so when we went horseback riding a couple years ago he got so scared that I had to help my Uncle Jack off a horse.

Quote from: Inadequate on March 09, 2014, 06:26:14 am
The English language is great, but people have to learn how to use it properly.

I knew something about that looked wrong when I read it.

Stopsignal · « **Reply #46 on:** March 19, 2015, 11:51:08 am »

Oh god, hahahah.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #47 on:** March 19, 2015, 01:05:21 pm »

I kneed myself in the face once. My nose started bleeding.

Flame · « **Reply #48 on:** March 19, 2015, 01:20:56 pm »

One time I was hanging on some monkey bars upside-down and I slipped and landed on my face.

Rhodri · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:21:28 pm »

I ONCE STUBBED MY TOE.

SO GORY GRUESOME AND GROSS I KNOW.

Flame · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:31:31 pm »

I once stubbed my toe so hard I had a blood blister for weeks.

I once stubbed my toe so hard I lost all feeling in it for years before the nerves grew back.

Six · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2015, 05:54:51 pm »

Every post in this thread should start with "So this one time, at band camp"

Perigrin · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2015, 06:06:23 pm »

So, this one time at band camp I got hit with a flag hard enough to bruise seriously. On my neck.

Perigrin · « **Reply #53 on:** July 31, 2015, 01:10:10 pm »

So, this one time at band camp, i hit a girl with a trombone hard enough to bruise. I feel bad.

Six · « **Reply #54 on:** July 31, 2015, 01:38:20 pm »

So this one time, at band camp, I caused internal bleeding on my díck.
I've actually had quite a few díck related injuries.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 31, 2015, 09:38:37 pm »

Typing this from my kindle. Almost hamstrung myself on a bit of metal while digging around in an automotive wrecking yard when I was younger. Also sprained my ankle jumping on a trampoline with my stepsiblings. My family was too concerned with a chihuahua that wandered into the yard shortly after to help me, so I was left lying on the trampoline for two hours before anyone even bothered to ask me how I was doing or offer to help me get into the house. When they did, all they did was give me a broom to use as a crutch and leave me to help myself so they could continue to fuck around with the dog.

Mr. Epic Cheese Man · « **Reply #56 on:** October 16, 2015, 02:06:05 pm »

Riding my motorbike, crashed into a signpost (where did that come from?!) and did some nice damage to my left foot and broke open my elbow. I think the rest of me is just scar tissue from other bike-related accidents, although not all of them were my fault and definitely not all my blood.

Rhodri · « **Reply #57 on:** October 17, 2015, 06:29:23 pm »

I fell in the shower a couple weeks ago, got a deep cut right between my right eye and eyebrow. Needed to go to the doctor and surgeon's glue applied to it. I still have a red scar there, not sure if permanent or not yet.

Apparently it counted as a "surgical procedure" and we got charged $280 for it. 'Murica.

ajwilli1 · « **Reply #58 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:15:35 pm »

Quote from: SiegeLion on July 31, 2015, 01:38:20 pm

So this one time, at band camp, I caused internal bleeding on my díck.
I've actually had quite a few díck related injuries.

Kinky.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:09:16 am »

So my beard caught fire today. That was fun. Note to others, wear proper face protection when attempting a forge weld.

Utterly Mad

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