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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #75 on: November 21, 2016, 10:42:53 am »
I punched a trailer, the result being that my entire hand hurts and I, as one of my family members put it, busted a knuckle.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #76 on: November 23, 2016, 07:01:36 pm »
I've haven't really injured myself much in my adult life. I accidentally shot a dude in the hand once though, if that counts.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #77 on: November 23, 2016, 08:34:21 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on November 23, 2016, 07:01:36 pm
I've haven't really injured myself much in my adult life. I accidentally shot a dude in the hand once though, if that counts.
If that counts then I also accidently cut a girl in the wrists and got the pencil lead stuck...
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #78 on: November 23, 2016, 11:13:56 pm »
Today I accidentally jammed my own finger in salad tongs.

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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #79 on: November 24, 2016, 03:21:13 pm »
I jabbed my thumb on a door handle while it was freezing cold, does that count.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #80 on: November 30, 2016, 02:48:31 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on November 23, 2016, 08:34:21 pm
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on November 23, 2016, 07:01:36 pm
I've haven't really injured myself much in my adult life. I accidentally shot a dude in the hand once though, if that counts.
If that counts then I also accidently cut a girl in the wrists and got the pencil lead stuck...
I have a little piece of pencil lead in my hand from when I accidentally stabbed myself in 3rd grade. It's visible if you know what you're looking for.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2016, 12:20:28 am »
Quote from: Flame on November 30, 2016, 02:48:31 pm
Quote from: Noctifer on November 23, 2016, 08:34:21 pm
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on November 23, 2016, 07:01:36 pm
I've haven't really injured myself much in my adult life. I accidentally shot a dude in the hand once though, if that counts.
If that counts then I also accidently cut a girl in the wrists and got the pencil lead stuck...
I have a little piece of pencil lead in my hand from when I accidentally stabbed myself in 3rd grade. It's visible if you know what you're looking for.
I would be so tempted to pull the lead out...
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2016, 03:29:13 am »
Once you got pencil stuck in you it's with you for life
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #83 on: December 04, 2016, 09:41:08 pm »
It's under my skin. No way am I digging that shit out.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #84 on: December 04, 2016, 10:51:53 pm »
One day you're going to have to cut it out to escape a series of elaborate traps.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2016, 05:04:04 am »
Today I almost choked on a chicharron. ._.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #86 on: December 08, 2016, 05:53:03 pm »
I cut myself on a quilt. Turns out there was a splinter embedded in it that's only visible when the quilt is squished.
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he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #87 on: December 08, 2016, 11:46:51 pm »
I'm trying desperately to come up with some kind of pun about that but I've got absolutely nothing.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #88 on: December 09, 2016, 12:09:43 am »
Quote from: Six on December 08, 2016, 11:46:51 pm
I'm trying desperately to come up with some kind of pun about that but I've got absolutely nothing.
Clearly, the events were quilt not what he expected.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #89 on: December 09, 2016, 12:10:27 am »
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