Utterly Mad

Ive never had horrible injuries either...although.

 I split my skull open once by slipping in dog urine and face firsting into a hard wooden cornerpost. They glued it back together but a glove piece got stuck so I had a glive inside my head for a week.

I had a canoeing accident where I had no ability to go anywhere and lost contact with my family for a couple minutes. Ended up having to do an uphill backflip to get out.

 Used to have seisures I guess...I can still completely roll my eyes.

 Think that's about it...I try not to be stupid often.