Hey it's kind of entertaining for you to all spin your theories. Hell, I encourage you all to do so for some reason.
But if you have any questions, ask them. I don't remember if I touched on it, but I believe I mentioned how my ex-girlfriend turned into one and started emotionally abusing me.
Edit: Wow, I sounded like a dick in that first sentence. I didn't intend for it to sound like that, sorry. I meant it's fun to theorize who I am and it's fun to read who you think I am.