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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #75 on: April 07, 2015, 01:04:17 am »

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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #76 on: April 07, 2015, 01:37:50 am »
I was at a gaming convention last year and spotted a trio of furries. I didnt know that the fur suits were so huge. two of them had these obviously expensive high quality fur suits with, im guessing, stilts in the legs or something and the third one was just a sad fat guy with a tail and a pair of cardboard ears.
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« Reply #77 on: April 07, 2015, 02:09:57 am »

On the topic of fur suits, aside from the general weirdness factor any I have seen look so hilariously bad they look more like something a sportsball team mascot would wear.
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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #78 on: April 07, 2015, 05:01:48 am »
So what exactly is the point in the fur suits?
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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #79 on: April 07, 2015, 07:19:44 am »
So what exactly is the point in the fur suits?
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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #80 on: April 09, 2015, 09:01:22 am »
first type is a zoophiliac motherfucker (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY FUCKING HATE IT when animals get abused.
There is a difference between zoophiliacs and bestialists. Zoophiliacs don't force the animal to do anything, bestialists do.
(I find it annoying that people mix these 2 terms up.)
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« Reply #81 on: April 09, 2015, 09:07:10 am »
Does the difference even matter, one is very only slightly better than the other. And both are all kinds of fucked up.
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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #82 on: April 09, 2015, 10:25:36 pm »
Yeah there's not particularly any notable difference between the two honestly. Either way you're still having sex with something that can't give consent.
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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #83 on: May 04, 2015, 01:45:14 am »
But, like a furry with an erotic squirrel costume so convincing that against all odds it gives you an erection



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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #84 on: May 04, 2015, 02:32:02 am »
first type is a zoophiliac mother****er (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY ****ING HATE IT when animals get abused.
There is a difference between zoophiliacs and bestialists. Zoophiliacs don't force the animal to do anything, bestialists do.
(I find it annoying that people mix these 2 terms up.)

Is there really a difference? Almost all animals can't give consent or don't give enough of shit to give consent... alright let me put it this way.


Zoophiliacs: "Well officer, I just so happened to have peanut butter smeared all over my balls because I think it feels nice, it just so happens that my dog decided to start licking. I didn't do nothing wrong!"

Bestiality Dudes: "Yeah I screwed the pooch, cuff me."

I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.

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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #85 on: May 04, 2015, 02:37:24 am »
first type is a zoophiliac mother****er (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY ****ING HATE IT when animals get abused.
There is a difference between zoophiliacs and bestialists. Zoophiliacs don't force the animal to do anything, bestialists do.
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Is there really a difference? Almost all animals can't give consent or don't give enough of **** to give consent... alright let me put it this way.


Zoophiliacs: "Well officer, I just so happened to have peanut butter smeared all over my balls because I think it feels nice, it just so happens that my dog decided to start licking. I didn't do nothing wrong!"

Bestiality Dudes: "Yeah I screwed the pooch, cuff me."

I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.
A guy I know once told me a story of how his uncle got blackout drunk and decided to do that peanut butter thing. The dog promptly bit his bits off. One arrest and a hospital visit later, and family relations were quite strained. Also, the difference is in commitment. Zoophiliac means you want a relationship with an animal.
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« Reply #86 on: May 04, 2015, 07:26:12 am »
I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #87 on: May 04, 2015, 04:59:12 pm »
Bestiality Dudes: "Yeah I screwed the pooch, cuff me."

I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.

You could say he really screwed the pooch on that one.

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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #88 on: May 07, 2015, 04:45:19 pm »
Hey should I move this topic to the abyss or keep it here? I can't check through this on my schools proxy but I don't think there was pr0n in this one, was there? I can't remember.

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Re: Furry General Discussion
« Reply #89 on: May 07, 2015, 04:56:31 pm »
Hey should I move this topic to the abyss or keep it here? I can't check through this on my schools proxy but I don't think there was pr0n in this one, was there? I can't remember.
Keep it here, no pron.
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