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« Reply #810 on: November 02, 2016, 11:25:27 pm »


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« Reply #811 on: November 03, 2016, 12:13:49 am »
Is a rotisserie chicken just like a whole precooked chicken? Why the hell would you buy a precooked chicken?
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« Reply #812 on: November 03, 2016, 12:18:09 am »
It's a type of spice. You buy it cooked in big super markets. They usually have delis that serve food.
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« Reply #813 on: November 03, 2016, 12:47:22 am »
On a side note, Britain has some hilariously cringey adverts

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« Reply #814 on: November 03, 2016, 05:32:10 pm »
Is a rotisserie chicken just like a whole precooked chicken? Why the hell would you buy a precooked chicken?
Americans are lazy as hell and dont bother with actually cooking stuff most of the time.
Home Cooked food is actually NOT what most people in America eat day to day, its pre made dinners and stuff like that.
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« Reply #815 on: November 03, 2016, 07:14:06 pm »
Britain isn't much different, for the most part. Although from what I know our pre-cooked meals are pretty good compared to American ones, we even have a few that are actually "healthy"
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« Reply #816 on: November 04, 2016, 03:50:34 am »
American precooked meals can kick ass, it just depends on where you buy it/what brand it is, etc.

TV dinners, depending on the brand, can actually be enjoyable, and rotisserie chickens are actually really good compared to the rest of them. Since I'm responsible for my own food a lot yet don't often cook, I know what's good and what isn't.
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« Reply #817 on: November 04, 2016, 05:30:27 am »


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« Reply #818 on: November 04, 2016, 05:24:31 pm »
American precooked meals can kick ass, it just depends on where you buy it/what brand it is, etc.

TV dinners, depending on the brand, can actually be enjoyable, and rotisserie chickens are actually really good compared to the rest of them. Since I'm responsible for my own food a lot yet don't often cook, I know what's good and what isn't.
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« Reply #819 on: November 04, 2016, 08:25:20 pm »
Is a rotisserie chicken just like a whole precooked chicken? Why the hell would you buy a precooked chicken?
Americans are lazy as hell and dont bother with actually cooking stuff most of the time.
Home Cooked food is actually NOT what most people in America eat day to day, its pre made dinners and stuff like that.
Lazy? Or busy? The ready to eat, fresh frozen, fast food, grab and go stuff started, for the most part, as a way for the busy American to get something cheap and quick to prepare so they could get back to work fast. If you were working a shit 9 to 5, and you had to get to work quick, whats faster? bacon and eggs made at home? Or a disgusting egg mcmuffin? Get up early to make breakfast? Pfft, I need that sleep for working so my performance doesn't slip! THE NEXT PERFORMANCE REVIEW IS COMING! OH GOD! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR AN EGG MCMUFFIN! THROW THIS POPTART IN THE MICROWAVE WHILE I SHOWER! NOT ENOUGH TIME! FUCK THE POPTART! HALF A BAG OF CHIPS AND A SODA!

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHALLHAGHAGHGUGHUAHG
« Reply #820 on: November 04, 2016, 08:58:49 pm »
Yeah fast food kinda stuff wasn't really intended for lazy people, it was for busy people. Lazy people just enjoy the convenience.
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« Reply #821 on: November 07, 2016, 01:01:58 pm »
The worst part is that fast food isn't even really that much more convenient. We eat lots of homemade pizzas and burgers and stuff, and in the time it takes to have something delievered or go get it, you usually could have just made what you wanted.
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« Reply #822 on: November 07, 2016, 04:33:04 pm »
There's also the price thing though. Fast food is cheap compared to home made. Take the pizza for example. Unless you have some of the stuff already, and even then, making a pizza is prohibitively expensive. Last time I made pizza, I made my own dough and sauce, I had the cheese already. The pepperoni alone cost around 5$. Imagine if you don't have the stuff or know how to make the dough or the sauce yourself? That price jumps from 5$ to somewhere between 10$-20$. If you are weird and don't have cheese in your house, tack another 3$-5$ onto the cost, and that's just for a pepperoni pizza. If you want something more complex, you need mushrooms. 3$-4$. or maybe sausage, 5$-8$. Unless you have stuff on hand already, or just want a cheese pizza, making a pizza is expensive.

Another example, a very good one, is the cheeseburger.  Lets take the standard cheeseburger, beef, bun, cheese, mayonnaise. If you have 1$, you can buy a cheeseburger. cheap as fuck right? If you want to make a cheese burger and don't have any of the stuff on hand, it can cost anywhere from 3$ (for just the buns, because who keeps something as specific as hamburger buns around?) to 20$ (for everything, which is unlikely because who doesn't keep mayonnaise?)

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« Reply #823 on: November 07, 2016, 10:16:17 pm »
Homemade is more expensive for one meal, but cheaper if you're making food for multiple meals or people.
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