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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #90 on: August 20, 2016, 03:36:54 pm »
Quote from: Caconym on August 20, 2016, 03:20:22 pm
It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Is this a reference to something derpy? >.o

Presumably I'll hope it's actual leather, not literally fresh skin or rawhide. If it is leather, I guess eh, take it and hope it has one of those European-style zipper coin things. Carrying your change in your pockets is for chumps.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #91 on: August 20, 2016, 03:50:30 pm »
You'’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there'’s a wasp crawling on your arm. What do you do?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #92 on: August 20, 2016, 03:52:55 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on August 20, 2016, 03:15:25 pm
Clearly the answer is to hang this on the opposite wall.

Spoiler: Sorta-SFW Sharktits
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Which has the useful side effect of confusing Bubba. o3o
Confusing me how?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #93 on: August 20, 2016, 03:54:24 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on August 20, 2016, 03:36:54 pm
Quote from: Caconym on August 20, 2016, 03:20:22 pm
It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Is this a reference to something derpy? >.o

They're just questions, R.D. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #94 on: August 20, 2016, 03:56:05 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on August 20, 2016, 03:50:30 pm
You'’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there'’s a wasp crawling on your arm. What do you do?

Freak the fuck out. D:

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on August 20, 2016, 03:54:24 pm
They're just questions, R.D. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?

My derp senses are tingling.

Quote from: Bubbadoo on August 20, 2016, 03:52:55 pm
Confusing me how?

Because on the one hand, shark. On the other hand, no dicks. o3o
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #95 on: August 20, 2016, 03:59:12 pm »
You'’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’'s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can'’t, not without your help. But you’'re not helping. Why is that?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #96 on: August 20, 2016, 04:00:23 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on August 20, 2016, 03:59:12 pm
You'’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’'s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can'’t, not without your help. But you’'re not helping. Why is that?

Because you told me to, you monster. D:
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #97 on: August 20, 2016, 04:00:46 pm »
You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. are the raw oysters less acceptable to you than the dish of boiled dog?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #98 on: August 20, 2016, 04:08:23 pm »
Meh. Would be much better if it waaaaas a male shark. I don't like tits, they are a turn off for me. Not confusing though.

Spoiler: Shaaaaark~ (hover to show)
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #99 on: August 20, 2016, 04:09:14 pm »
Quote from: Caconym on August 20, 2016, 04:00:46 pm
You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. are the raw oysters less acceptable to you than the dish of boiled dog?

On the one hand, I know I don't care for shellfish. On the other hand, I've never tried dog... :V

Quote from: Bubbadoo on August 20, 2016, 04:08:23 pm
Meh. Would be much better if it waaaaas a male shark. I don't like tits, they are a turn off for me. Not confusing though.

So herm would be extra confusing. o3o
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #100 on: August 20, 2016, 04:10:56 pm »
Herms are.. Meh, okay.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #101 on: August 20, 2016, 04:24:11 pm »
And thus, the weirdest sharkboner ensues. o3o
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #102 on: August 20, 2016, 04:25:41 pm »
I think we have enough data to correlate your responses. Caconym, do you have a verdict?
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« Reply #103 on: August 20, 2016, 04:29:31 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on August 20, 2016, 04:24:11 pm
And thus, the weirdest sharkboner ensues. o3o
Not really? I already stated I dislike them?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #104 on: August 20, 2016, 04:31:19 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on August 20, 2016, 04:25:41 pm
I think we have enough data to correlate your responses. Caconym, do you have a verdict?

This bodes unwell. D:
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