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Re: The Daily Funnies! (Jokes and other funny stuff)
« on: March 20, 2015, 05:49:50 pm »
I was driving down the motorway and someone rang me up on my mobile to say that I'd been promoted to a director. I was in such a shock that I skidded to the left. Later, they rang back and said that I was now the managing director, so I veered the car to the right. Finally, they rang up and said that I was the chairman, and I drove right into the hard shoulder.

Yes, I'd careered off the road
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