A man is walking through the woods when he comes across a young girl crying on a bench.
"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.
"My puppy ran into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."
The man pauses and unzips his fly.
"Well I guess today just isn't your day."
he takes off his pants, and jumps into the lake to retrieve both bodies, then stays with her until the paramedics arrive.
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