Utterly Mad

Did you serve in the skeleton war?

I was a field medic, which is a reasonably easy job considering skeletons don't need to worry about sterilization. Just a bit of wire and some splints. Things got kind of hairy when the fuck boys came over the line, flexing and talking loud on their cell phones, and jerking off. We pushed the bastards back though, even got to wrench some heads from some shoulders myself that day. Everyday I think about those we lost in that brutal conflict and remember that it's not over yet. The skeleton war goes on.