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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #435 on: September 27, 2016, 03:22:15 pm »
Granted but there is pineapple in the pizza!  ::)

I wish pineapple was an acceptable topping in pizza.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #436 on: September 27, 2016, 03:24:55 pm »
Pineapple will never be an acceptable topping on pizza, except dessert pizzas.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #437 on: September 27, 2016, 03:43:37 pm »
Granted but now you like pineapple in pizza.

I wish for the hourai elixir.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #438 on: September 27, 2016, 03:51:36 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on September 27, 2016, 03:43:37 pm
Granted but now you like pineapple in pizza.

I wish for the hourai elixir.
Granted. That's it. Complete immortality and invulnerability is it's own curse. The very world will die around you, even as you fail to age. Death will not touch you and you will be alone at the end of time, adrift in the void for the rest of your eternity. You will begin to shun human interaction long before that though, the thought of outliving the things you love being too much.

I wish I had a sandwich.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #439 on: September 27, 2016, 04:00:48 pm »
Granted.   But you're a lich, you can't even eat it properly.   Weirdo.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #440 on: September 27, 2016, 04:18:02 pm »
Granted, for now on you can only draw furry yiff

I wish I had a computer that run Fallout 4 :(
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #441 on: September 27, 2016, 04:20:13 pm »
Granted but you can't mod any games.

I wish for 5 diamonds and some sticks.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #442 on: September 27, 2016, 04:30:31 pm »
Granted, but you make two hoes and a shovel

I wish I knew what the terminal velocity of a barn swallow was
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #443 on: September 27, 2016, 04:33:41 pm »
Granted you lose your sense of self-awerness.

I wish for the repeal of the hughes amendment.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #444 on: September 27, 2016, 06:25:16 pm »
I wish for some eyes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #445 on: September 27, 2016, 07:43:55 pm »
Granted but they don't work.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #446 on: September 27, 2016, 07:48:06 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on September 27, 2016, 07:43:55 pm
Granted but they don't work.

Your invisible wish is granted, and thus the apocalypse happens.

I wish we'd stop forgetting how the game goes. o3o
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #447 on: September 27, 2016, 08:44:29 pm »
granted, you lose your eyes.

i want some operational eyes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #448 on: September 27, 2016, 08:48:11 pm »
Granted. They sit in a jar on a shelf, and though you can't see it, they follow your every movement, mockingly.

I WISH I HAD AN ANGEL FOR ONE MOMENT OF LOVE.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #449 on: September 27, 2016, 09:08:07 pm »
granted, you gain an angel. he's bit of a dick though.


I wish for functional eyes within my eye sockets.
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