Utterly Mad

Granted but now you like pineapple in pizza.

I wish for the hourai elixir.

Granted. That's it. Complete immortality and invulnerability is it's own curse. The very world will die around you, even as you fail to age. Death will not touch you and you will be alone at the end of time, adrift in the void for the rest of your eternity. You will begin to shun human interaction long before that though, the thought of outliving the things you love being too much.

I wish I had a sandwich.